haha it's okay then, bc he only killed a canadian, they're not real people
Guys who wear capris make me want to kill endangered species.
You totally narrated your dogs thoughts for 2 and a half hours last night, and I was enthralled. I didn't say one word, I just listened.
I love memorial day. It's drinking in the name of patriotism. God Bless America
Just heard a guy on the phone saying " ya ill buy the eight ball " then came to my register to ask what asile the sugar substitute is on.
I've really got to stop smuggling half full bottles of beer out of bars in my purse.
His bond is $50,000..margarita Monday might get cancelled
You challenged yourself to walk backwards all the way to the bar... And you did
I vaguely remember making out with his tattoo (?) and giving him an awesome massage and then I passed out on his floor. Shrug
i should probably stop thinking with my vagina, and start using that $70, 000 education i can't afford. what the fuck.
I'm 11 for 13 getting drunker than the person who's birthday it is
No. Every time we go there, you end up getting high, then lost, then going home with strangers.
I just wanted to tell you that the German word for "dickhead" can also be translated as "ass violin" and I think that's beautiful.
I haven't answered because I haven't figured out a polite way of saying fuck no
I’m at that point in my trip where I’m kinda hot, kinda cold and I have to remember to breathe.
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