therell be strippers and coke right?
no strippers. just coke.
i hate this fuckin recession
The guy in front of me in lecture is using a fifth of smirnoff as a water bottle.
Nevermind, it's not water.
I am currently sitting on a candy bar to warm it up cause it was in the fridge so I can eat it while watching the last song and smoking weed by myself
I bought a 9 dollar purse from payless so if I throw up in it tomorrow, no biggie.
Me focusing on not shitting my pants is keeping me awake.
He said I could pay him back in blow jobs. What's the going rate for those these days?
it's like getting dryhumped by a chainsaw in the very best possible way
They are taking turns pissing on the fire. This is my life.
It is completely possible to eat beef jerky sexually.
So I got my junk pierced since we've fucked. You should get in on this.
is leaving the club to fk in his friends van subtle?
I just realized I haven't got laid since the last time the Browns won.
You opened the door to your apartment and shrieked "THE CHAIR IS GONE!" then punted a bag of votive candles
I'm basically cruising around listening to 90's gangsta rap with my meatball sub telling people to go fuck themselves
I don't actually like you. I just want to hook up with you.
I'm fine with that
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