Do you like marathons because that's how long I plan on fucking you.
WE WERE REALLY IN A PORNO LAST NIGHT
she was definitely a virgin. no ones that bad unless theyre a virgin
your sister was..
she just took a shower. i'll probs go down on her to encourage shower taking. it's like pavlov, you know?
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after last night, i judge her for not breaking up with me
Eating meat and looking at porn while roommate is at church for Ash Wednesday. Win.
after he came i started crying. just to fuck with his head.
I know. She seems like she getting that "need some dick" restlessness. Might explain the feisty attitude
I left myself a trail of jello shots, that ended at his door. OR maybe he left me a trail of jello shots at his door. DO I GO IN!?
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Oh god our sink is a cavalcade of horrors. Brb sacrificing a goat and putting everything in the dishwasher forever
You peed up the stairs in front of everyone then blamed it on the dog
I'm just gonna eat nachos and wine fruit forever.
Well, you started screaming "I dont know you GO AWAY" to your mom when she was holding your hair as you threw up in her garden.
THEY'RE HAVING SEX ON A HORSE AND THE HORSE DOESN'T EVEN CARE.
it will be a surprise...all I can say is stripper clown.
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