I think scott just propositioned me for sex
I was wrong being drunk doesn't make accounting more interesting
so this was truly a case of the blacked out leading the blacked out.
Got blown by one of the bridesmaids. Family BBQ today. They all know. Talk about awkward.
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And i didn't ask you to do that, You showed your penis at your own free will.
she just blew up the empty bag of wine and used it as a floatation device.
Just got complimented on my chugging... Car bombs show how good I am at swallowing, they should be my new pickup line.
It's like if you got one of your titties chopped off...think of how much one would miss the other...that's how I feel when we're apart. A tit with no twin.
You're in the clear; you and Andrew did not joint fingerbang that girl on the dance floor last night.
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I send him pictures of my tits whenever I feel like he's paying too much attention to his girlfriend.
This guy punched out a light, puked in the sink, stole the mailbox, then tried to tell ME that I had to leave the party... Then his dog shit on the floor.
Just turned your apartment into a democracy and were voting on who takes shots next
No. I'm sorry but once your "would go gay for" list exceeds five people, you're bi. Get over it.
it wasnt weird until his dog watched upclose as i put a tampon in
Remember that time we were together? Yeah, I don't miss that.
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