Nope, Im Irish and pissed with some drunk mixed in...therefore punching things is the best solution to every problem.
Your sister got a Brazilian yesterday. It looks great
i couldnt tell she was wearing a bumpit until she started giving me head
we found you standing over and eating out of my neighbor's garbage can
he told me he expects me to keep the fangs on when i go down on him. presumptuous, yes, but man after my own heart.
I can't wait to be a mother. My daughters gonna outdrink every boy in her grade
yeah, its right past the deli mart where i showed my right tit for mozzarella sticks.
i just feel like it would be irresponsible for you to not have sex with me again.
My vagina agrees.
Drank a fosters this weekend and last weekend. Listening to down under 5 times a day. Spent 100 dollars on a sleeveless men at work shirt circa 1983. We don't leave for another 5 weeks. I call it pregaming.
Driving by his house every hour is not stalking, it's a reconnaissance mission... How else can I confront him
I just set a reminder on my phone to get star spangled hammered this weekend.
You walked in wearing nothing but a beekeeper mask
Thanks for being my pregnancy scare Sherpa...
He had a small dick anyway. I'm glad I barfed on it.
On a scale from 1-10 how fucked up would it be to buy weed with my fafsa money?
It's a study aid
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