can you sing with all the voices of the mountain? can you paint with al the colors of the windddd
wasted?
im pocohantasssss
I'm at the bar and I just saw some unnecessary and accidental cooter...sometimes I think girls need a license to go out pantyless in public.
I saved him in my fone as special pumba. he was just pumba but then he found me drugs
Thank God they found balloon boy, I was afraid that Michael Jackson was ordering take out from heaven.
He corrected me on my grammar when I came. Fuck English majors.
Quick question: how long can sperm live in a rug?
That kid who fell through your coffee table is here. In a toga.
What kind of a birthday party isn't a get drunk and ruin everything party
Well sorry I accidentally spooned your mom and possibly threw up on you
i think dick pics are a sign of a sexual renaissance
Well, most of my extended family doesnt know about my love for the penis, so they dont have a reason to disown me
Theres a point where you stop and say hey....as high as I am on LSD right now ...I`m just a man covered in paint
I'm trying to be all porn star and he's making it all The Notebook
He stopped mid-fuck to explain his choice in pillows. HE WAS STILL IN ME!
All I need is to get out and get laid
Yeah mom sounds like a good idea! Now send that message to the person it was ment for
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