her vagine was all disorganized.
i get turned down more than a collar. where are the desperate bitches i need to crawl to them
Yeah I'm pretty much like lane on gilmore girls except my mom doesn't look so mean all the time.
I just googled how to quit your job and cause a big uproar at the same time....i tell you how tomorrow goes, i'm so excited....
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As long as they suck a good dick I don't care what fruit they have and where they have it
We need to start having rules for the weekends. Like no more downing 3 shots because we want to slut dance a little harder or because biggie just came on.
A good ear swabbing is more orgasmic than sex with him
So instead of getting the if-you-hurt-my-little-girl-youre-dead talk, i got the alcohol-is-our-friend talk, i like her dad already
his profile picture is a blurry one of him holding a beer. i recognized him instantly.
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I briefly wondered why they weren't in school, but after the tinier one shouted "check out dem titties!" I had my answer
You haven't puked in my sink in over a year.. Youre coming over this weekend
You did a jig for the bouncer when you saw him. Just reminding you.
Everything was going well until he very loudly said that he wanted to cum on my fingernails.
They're giving you narcotics aren't they?
If I offered to share would you come visit me?
Who the abstract fuck do you think you are!?
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