She's just bitter because she lost all the weight only to discover she doesn't have a pretty face after all.
When are you freeeeeeeeee?
My phone auto corrected that to freeeeeeeeeedoooooooooom. That's kinda awesome.
Relationship's official after skype sex--college kid at his finest.
we did rock-paper-scissors to see who would find out if you had alcohol poisoning
Well, I just watched him puke into his pitcher at the bar, I doubt he cares about anything other than the fact that he needs a new beer.
It was actually pretty good. His cock is as fat as the rest of him and I took out my contacts so I couldn't see him clearly.
They set the pop up pool in the basement-running filter and all. Drunk swimming. Come now.
Yeah. It's a great diet plan tho. Just have sex every time you get hungry.
We got kicked out of the ice rink last night for drinking and checking strangers... but they let us keep the beer
What's up with the fire hydrant in the laundry room?
Just ate a chocolate chip cookie upside down. This is what having a degree does for you.
The number of times I have seen your cock and the number of times I have wanted to see your cock are different!
Its a sick, sad, world when parents get more ass then you.
i may or may not be making depth charges with cough syrup. i'll call you if i survive.
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weed, brooklyn, rough sex.
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