I'll forget this but out at 4am with a lesbian model at lil waynes bday party for the record
doesn't he have a GF?
that just means you have to try harder.
i didn't have to try TOO hard, just told him i didn't want to know his name or...
They keep asking what you are doing. I told them to quit calling her "what."
dude. i was so high. i watched shrek in russian.
I don't understand why we need a holiday to become more aware of boobs...
you pissed in the sink and didnt realize it until it was time to wash your hands
I just sat through a State Farm mortgage Insurance commercial to watch a Trick Daddy video. Is this the target audience they are going for here?
I'm in a hotel full of Marines. I'm leaving here pregnant.
I just saw a girl on crutches doing a walk of shame. She is either super dedicated, or her night didn't go as planned.
Abby spilt her vodka all over the train's bathroom floor
WE'RE THE ONES DRESSED UP FOR THE LARGEST DRINKING HOLIDAY IN AMERICA WHO ELSE ON THIS TRAIN IS A SUSPECT FOR THIS SMELL?!
I wonder how drunk we can get before Christmas Caroling turns into trespassing.
Have you heard yourself have sex?
I'm not THAT loud...
My neighbors filed a noise complaint.
Do toy wanna orseer frim onedof tjose plaves? Sry textimg with globes on
Gloves*
Out of all the words to correct, you chose gloves??
I woke up with an empty beer bottle in my slipper and a note that said "it just wants to be warm"
He gave me a back massage while we were fucking.
Did you get that?
WHILE WE WERE FUCKING.
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