my iphone just auto-corrected drink to drnknghhhg...
out of nowhere you said let us see your boobs, then proceeded to pull my shirt down.
i gets down
I even resorted to pole dancing with the street sign. I have an extra $20 now because I think people were paying me to leave.
I just made easy mac in my blender. Beat that.
EVERYONE IS SPEAKING SPANISH. I ONLY KNOW HOLA.
Imagine Captain Hook, but in penis form and sometimes shy.
Be here at 9 and look fabulous. We have drag queens to impress.
Irrelevant. Does he have queso? That's the real question.
BTW rolling him off the couch and onto that tarp was pure genius. He definitely pissed himself last night.
I seriously had alll four of your knuckles bruised into my arm
I need to wake up with a beard between my thighs more often, I'm a fucking saint.
I just started talking about how noodles were so good
Dude, naked camping ALWAYS takes precedence. I would skip my own funeral to go naked camping.
Going to the eye doctors drunk makes you feel like your doing a sobriety test! They have to know..
I never thought I'd be complaining about having sex 4 times a day, but here we are...
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