420 ftw
i'm watching the fashion show on bravo
you're cheating on project runway?
if you can't score coke, you buy crack.
i just shoved 27 marshmallows in my mouth
well thats a nice change of pace from what you normally put in your mouth
i bet even starving children in Africa take the crust off their poptarts
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Yes someone did see you carrying a beer bong on the side of coastal highway
Im watching him eat cream cheese and hot dog buns.
Helped an old lady on crutches throw away her mcdonalds, carried her stuff to the car and helped her get in...most productive cinco de mayo hands down
scream really loud. we think you crawled under the deck
I look like slutty woodland creatures dress me in the morning. Everybody's got problems.
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I broke a glass at the bar and ended up with blood on my forehead. I apparently kept screaming BLOOD like the little boy in that YouTube video.
He told me we shouldn't hang out because it would be weird and then snap chatted me a picture of his dick
Between fucking and sleeping I woke up missing four out of five of the earrings I was wearing. It's like a star rating system. I had to give him props.
Dude, who WASN'T thinking of motorboating her?
OH MY GOD REMEMBER ALL THAT I LOVE NEW YORK I DVRED BECAUSE I JUST DID
Lol, perhaps. But the drinks are so cheap, the music is better, and the bartenders and bouncers all know my name. I can't abandon it, even if it is a gay bar, its still my Nirvana.
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