i effin hate jeff goldbloom.
but i totally would still bang him
Besides Rainforest Cafe, there's nowhere i'd rather be intoxicated than here
Well, if your day started with strippers, then we're tied. Otheriwse, I'm winning.
dear roomies, would anyone wanna donate the booze they left in the fridge over break to the "your roomies snowed in and all alone" fund?
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He just left me a message saying he left the rest of the weed for me. Did i just get paid for sex? And if yes did i just get paid in drugs?
She's "scared" of blowjobs, so she just played with it for a while.
Are you dead or are you taking another 13 hour nap? you need to let me know these things ahead of time so i dont worry.
he picked an earring up off the bar floor and tried to give it to girls as a present.
thanks. im glad you find me better in your comparison between me and fat girl porn.
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Ed's in which sucks about a thousand cocks... But thats 1800 less than working with Alex so it's gonna be a good day
Oh my fucking god you idiot bitch just get here forget about the vodka the fucking cops are looking for you
Breakfast Clubbing as Juggalos. I can feel our IQs in freefall.
Yeah, tell that to my thumb. Cause it was up my ass all night waiting for you.
ok I know you arent happy with the way we ended but paying someone to pass me an STD is TOTALLY FUCKED!!!
I don't think he likes that I'm always sending him pictures of me in my bra but he needs to get it together
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