Enough with studying for finals. Time to put that my little pony coloring book to use.
I just want to sing "highway to the danger zone" when I'm taking his pants off.
mark tries to be a total badass to make up for the fact that he's a poor man's pete wentz
Hahaha. I am actually really tight for having a kid. Like really really tight.
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the realtor just took us to a house I had a one night stand in. I feel like it's a sign.
I told you, I don't give a SHIT about their music. I JUST. WANT. TO FUCK. THE BASSIST.
She sat on the toilet backwards so that she could hold onto the back part for balance. No she's not ready to go home.
So i know i shouldnt being spending random large amnts of money...but i just bought a sword.
Heb just said, and I quote, "let's go to Who's On Third and fuck a fishbowl with our mouths. I am going to fuck this van." and then he humped a van.
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Oh aight, and i was just going to be content with drinking, beating off and watching ninja turtles
Just witnessed some guy throw his fake eye at his dad's face. Actually, he whipped it at him.
did you just try to prove your straightness by quoting a lady gaga song?
WHERE THE FUCK IS MY ARM DO YOU HAVE ANY IDEA HOW DIFFICULT IS IS TO TYPE WITH ONE HAND
Just a little. Like do I say "hey I'm the girl that's fucking your son, nice to meet you"
The fact he has had a girlfriend for 5 years and they are trying to work it out isn’t going to stop me from sleeping with him. He said it himself you can’t cheat on someone you love...
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