People are allowed to visit it's just they can't be from Germany and have to wear masks.
All the good ones are taken. All that's left is the Harry Potter geek or the asshole in the corner. I think I'll settle for Harry Potter.
Ridin mah bike see you on the moon
Training to be a housewife: cleaning the house and masturbating while cookies are in the oven.
She was so wet my fingers were literally pruney when I got done with her
I found a horn on the street but it's okay I disinfected it with vodka
We're playing fucking games. GAMES. THIS IS BULL SHIT. IM GOING TO THROW UP ON THE BABIES AND LEAVE.
His body is just chiseled out of sex. I would let that man do anything to my body. Including fuck me while my parents watch
Delete her number from his phone. He keeps slurring how he's going to get her "all sorts of pregnant".
Better than road-head. Just got model-home-head. Also got a disapproving scowl of judgment from the realtor on the way out.
Dude, they're still mid-coitus. Pretty sure running in to high five my roommate mid-thrust is a mood-breaker.
What is the current exchange rate for ramen to jello shots?
He took my necklace off while we were 69ing. His tongue never stopped moving either. Take that, guys who can't figure out how bras work.
please don't forget about the bread in the toilet i am absolutely not dealing with that
Ok. Yes. He has a tiny penis. But he also has a trust fund.
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