Should I feel badly because I just bought a really hot pregnant girl a drink after I lit her cigarette?
Ok so serious question: if one wanted to say the plural of mongoose, would it be mongooses or mongeese?
worst. lesbian. ever. i'm not sure she knows a clit from a pencil eraser.
highlight of my day: just saw a crying girl get dropped off at home wearing only socks, booty shorts, and a dirty wifebeeter. I wonder what happened to the costume...
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When sleeping with someone new: should you hide the magnum condoms, or let him know what he has to live up to?
Oh my god please beg your father to turn the car around so you can possibly get laid by a knight at medieval times.
just made one giant jello shot... if i have to study on a saturday night, i'm gonna do it as drunk as possible
June 16th my calendar just says boobietassels....I can only assume that has to do with you
If a baby can come out of it, so can four raquetballs.
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Of course i made out w him. He was painted green. You know of my secret longing for the Hulk.
I solemnly swear to help bail you out of jail when you throw a dildo at a politician.
At one point, the bartender wrote out the words "please kill me" on some receipt paper and slid it across the bar to me.
That's how pantless uber rides happen
I'm glad you found someone that both loves you and is cool doing coke off your tits. Proud of you.
You fist bumped my dick last night saying good game. That you'll be back for the 2nd game...
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