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(210): View more from Texas

I molested 6 butterflies tonight

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(812): View more from Indiana

Rocking a Headband at the strip club, because of Rock of Love this shit is like their kryptonite, I smell like stripper butter and back child support.

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(262): View more from Wisconsin

Gfs sis is in town. Its awkwardly obv that we want to fuck each other.

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(302): View more from Delaware

you had sex with a 30 year old who doesn't have a cell phone but does have an 8 year old son.

(1-302): View more from Delaware

he's 29.

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(321): View more from Florida Space Coast

I just found a thank you note I apparently wrote to my bed last night for letting me borrow the comforter.

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(501): View more from Arkansas

There is a large, jolly black gentleman in the parking lot of my appartment complex yelling about 5am jelly doughnuts. I want to be where he's at.

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(608): View more from Wisconsin

He also gave me two gold stars for sex. On my nipples.

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(801): View more from Utah

This morning when you were fucking me you said you'd go to the store and get me tampons and a 30 pack

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(417): View more from Missouri

Babe, I'm gunna be straight with you. When you act like a dick it makes me regret not fucking my manager last week.

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