new low, i just stole money from my 5 year old sister to buy condoms
Without porn, I would have few hobbies.
I just had my first experience getting hit on by a guy. It was really awkward, he touched my chest and invited me to a gay bar because "women get drunk and let their guard down at gay bars"
thats actually pretty good logic
Currently bleeding through my leggings. Not good. Not good at all.
I am invincible.
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We're pregaming our midterms. Also, when we get our tests back, we're taking a shot for every point we lost. If you're not in, you should just go ahead and transfer.
She kept talking about how amazing the banana she had yesterday was. Don't know if it was innuendo, stoned, or just a really amazing banana.
I should've been more social I guess. I feel bad not meeting the people who willingly sucked alcohol out of my navel...
Yes ma'am. At least you're a warning story I can tell to my kids in the future
I'm not pregnant. Security came before he could.
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I picked up a guy that night wearing a onesie. I kicked Xmas' ass
Do you have any pictures of me mounting animals that aren't on Facebook?
Who showers for four hours?!
It was like a tropical nap.
Within the hour, he sent me 8 texts and 4 voice memos. One of the memos was just him whistling for 3 minutes. ...It's official, I attract the crazies.
I think it was a smart move. Quickest way to get over a guy, hook up with his friends.
where did we go last night? there's dollar bills all over my room & they're all wet.