They use the phrase "final warning" so often the words have lost all meaning.
two pink lines on a pregnancy test is bad, isn't it?
only if you didn't want to fuck up your life.
Karaoke makes my soul die one wretched song at a time
For a day that started with shitting my pants, things turned out fairly well.
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High as balls & about to be tanning. Helloooo 15 minute vacay.
no where in the syllabus does it say "no alcoholic beverages allowed".
no i do not regret standing at the wendys drive thu handing the employees mardi gra beads to get free chicken nuggets
Nothing like buying a handle and a 36 pack with a baby strapped on.
Under no circumstances is it ok to do naked cartwheels in front of anyone. i don't care how much ecstasy you took
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I don't know which part of you thought this was funny but it's fucked up to wake up in that much fluff and now we don't have a couch. Fuck you.
Just fat and dog and sweat all over the bed. All night long.
Beans, may the odds of a nip slip and drunken make out session be ever in your favor
It happened to me once. But i washed off in a duck pond and walked home naked.
Based on his face I'm positive he has a beautiful penis.
I remember the Prince Albert and the three penises in the threesome. But the rest no.