were not allowed back there because i puked on the waitresses foot while trying to order another round. for myself.
If we keep treating our bodies like amusement parks we have another 10 years left at best.
a girl just told me i should have been born earlier in the alphabet
If I were there, I'd be putting a martini in you, via funnel if need be, and you would be doing this thing.
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Every single item that was in my fridge is now in my hot tub. Please help
PS: I just woke up from my shower
i swear, you were born with a blunt in one hand and somebody else's wallet in the other.
When I told him he could take naked pics of me, did I really need to specify that he could not email them to my brother's friends for bragging rights?
Dude you spent 20 minutes on the phone with dominos answering machine trying to order a pizza
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They just broke the window so they could get in and smoke the taxi driver out...
man fuck you i am a delight. you're the one who fucking set his tree on fire while high
She said I can't embarrass her, the challenge has been set
She said to call her, so I called her. Her boyfriend answered and traced the fucking call. I could litterally hear him yell because it turns out he lives in 4d
Don't you live in 4c?
If he doesn’t slap your ass with his drumsticks, then I don’t wanna hear about it.
It's like Guy Diamond blew glitter into my vagina.
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