Grossest hangover story of 09: Puked in the bathtub. I was in it.
i pretty much saved your life. you were so conviced that your nail polish remover bottle was "Vodka Lemon"
Man THE POSTAL SERVICE is awesome when I'm high..... But they suck when I'm sober.
Either these are mashed potatoes in my pants, or I was drunker than I thought.
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Thanks for getting me home last night.
No worries. I'll always be there for you, just like Mufasa.
We'll probably be arrested for having a cheetah in our apartment anyway, so I say go for it.
i can't believe you were mixing vodka with green tea last night and enjoying it.
i should bottle and sell it. my slogan could be "green tea vodka. antioxidating while intoxiacting. your liver will thank you. "
Well the strippers have danced to goo goo dolls and green day, time of your life. Were all gonna commit suicide.
Throwing up in the car while my mom drives, sister holds the bag & my dad holds my hair. This is how my family bonds.
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I don't mean to ruin your favorite Disney movie...but...we both came when Mufasa died.
like are we talking 'quick beer' bad or 'break out the real vodka' bad
Moral of the story: I had sex to Back to the Future last night.
The memory of your penis haunts me. I must learn to be satisfied with lesser men than you.
Calm down I'm not kidnapping the bartender
Im glad your laughing because im currently convincing my penis you didnt mean it and its all gunna be ok.
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