***** fucked a guy with one hand last night
The bar is so dead the tender gave us free shots for staying. They mixed 2pac and phil collins. That's worth at least three shots.
I dunno... she just cried a lot and I kept sighing.
Today was my first day of hebrew and I learned how to say give me sex... I think I can quit now
Can you check your dirty laundry bag for my tooth.
My mom assumed I was crying because he was leaving. Figured that was better than explaining my eye's sensitivity to semen..
I like yr title more along "the hot Russian I have sex with."
pregamed for the floor meeting. so stoned. i keep thinking my RA is shrinking.
Nah, this is the University of Tennessee. She'll get the clap, and get busted for having pot in her dorm by spring break. This time next year she'll be part-timing at a community college as a nursing major. So predictable it hurts.
Then years and years after that I will send you a picture of my warped vagina from all the kids that I had.
tell me you did not just describe yourself as "hot and bothered"
He used the ring emoji and we've gone out four times. What is my life.
I had fresh baked oatmeal cookies, tacos AND was on deck to give a stellar blow job. You'd think that'd be a win/win/win situation.
A relationship is waiting for him to fall asleep so you can cum (finally!) while watching porn
Should I give the penis ring toss game to good will or garbage
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