You know that restaurant that is like over by home depot?
That shitty one? I heard the food sucks there
It's my parent's restaurant
I just saw "i'm bigger then that" as her facebook status. Would it be better to make a fat joke or correct her grammar?
Well if I am having twins, at least I'll finally have 2 kids by the same father.
When are you comin back?
probably mid next week, depending on when i finish my remaining half gallons
My leg won't stop wagging. It's like it's congratulating my vagina.
I'm voting my liver organ of the month. The award ceremony is next weekend.
I just beer bonged. Soco and spite please get on my levvl my hair is in buns
and he's drinking a bud lime in his profile pic meaning i can out drink him, meaning i would clearly be the alpha in our relationship
We spilled a whole bottle of mouth wash and then proceeded to roll around and make out in it. At least I smell minty fresh.
They are taking turns pissing on the fire. This is my life.
Worse than that. I caught my roommate jerking off to a topless stripper in gta 5.
sometimes you just gotta eat tacobell at 2am and cry all your feelings out
What's your opinion on eating ass? Just looking for a yes or no
I masterbated to his instagram page. Too far or....?
Even if they did assume we were doing kinky shit, it's not like they're gonna be like, "HALT SATAN! INTAKE SOME JESUS AND VOMIT YOUR SINS!"
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