did he really ask u insert a warm banna in ur anal?
now i know why i became what i already was.
So we were banging and she started puking all over my bed. I'm not sure what's worse, her puking, or that I felt the urge to start singing Flip-adelphia.
did i have both of my shoes on when the bouncer threw us out last night?
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You're asking the wrong person. I was drunk on nyquil and jager.
She told me to wait on the sofa while she freshened up. She's been in the bathroom for an hour. I have a bad feeling about this.
I remembered to bring wine in a nalgene bottle, but I forgot sunscreen and water. I'm starting to question my life decisions.
Happy meals everywhere. I think Ronald McDonald Claus visited.
I'm at a restaurant. I am NOT about to discuss my asshole over the phone.
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Yeah. I asked if there was a finger in my ass at some point or if I had a weird dream. So far he hasn't responded
Like, she can be the shepard of the gays. Delivering him unto homosexuality.
So I'll bring my machete and we can smoke your shit.
Out of context, that is a hilariously scary message.
I now have a other guy willing to drive 3 hours for my vagina. At my next gyno appointment I'm asking her if there's cocaine in there.
Mmm. Champagne. Weed. 17 pounds of animal crackers.
After a beer I realize now I may have shared too much about my obsession with ghosts with my therapist this morning.
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