it really sends the message that i like to impregnate mortal women and have them birth fantastic half man-half god infants.
BLOW JOB GIRL IS IN WALMART
Some people actually refer to her as Kaitlyn you know.
I can hear my liver begging me not to go out tonight
I've done unspeakable things to your penis. I have every right to give it a name.
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Pretty sure I just had sex with the black kid who grew up in a car from "angels in the outfield"
How come I never meet celebrities?
She scratched my sunburn during sex. I didn't know whether to cry or cum
what the fuck is a social media consultant, who does she consult for, and how bad is she at it? her facebook account is currently hacked and posting ads for the ipad 2 on my newsfeed
his phone is always ringing though. It makes me feel like I'm dating a doctor who's always on call.
yeah, dating a doctor sounds much better than fucking your drug dealer.
Nothing is more awkward than taking a dump while someone is crying in the bathroom.
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Yeah. It's a great diet plan tho. Just have sex every time you get hungry.
can you just act like it's not so easy to get a blowjob from me??
They have a stripper pole on their deck. Normal.
I feel like my liver should be on crutches right now
I have hit the ultimate fuck buddy status. We pulled over in a construction zone to have a quickie.
Little girl was fucking around on the train and completely ran her head into a pole. Totally burst out laughing as she cried. Her mom was not amused. I don't think I should be a Mom. EVER.
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