I think the phrase "bag of smashed assholes" describes it best
turns out gay frats are just like normal frats, only with more v-necks
I told him I'd give him a BJ if he admited Hanson was good.
There's a level of bonding between people at the liquor store at 10:30 in the morning that's unrivaled
Look at the bright side...I have an 11 inch penis
My mom made me chili for when I get home from the bar. Those are the standards I expect you to live up to
She woke up with blood running down her face and asked the EMS guy where the keg was
Tell me why I keep soberly hesitating to go pee in fear of breaking the seal. Thank you college.
I'm thankful she wil die Alone. And I'm thankful I slept wiht her cousin. And brother.
Haha he was not a poor little guy. If he'd talked to me or something I might feel bad. But since I saw him groping other girls as well as myself there's no sympathy coming from me
He's just picking out the right girl. I do the same thing with fruit. Grope them, squeeze them, smell them. I have to know I'm getting quality fruit.
yeah that bottle of rum is only the second thing I want that kid to be pulling out of his pants
I'm trying to get laid this Halloween, not inspire the next season of AHS
He only has one ball. it was like fucking a cyclops.
With each thrust he'd whisper "like a ninja." Should I be flattered or appalled?
I think there is cocaine on my toothbrush.
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