If that was your dad, he is hot
i was surprised by the severity of his small dick condition
Fucking freshmen need to learn how to puke in the bushes outside the dorm and not in the fucking elevator.
How many times can I tell him I wasnt expecting sex before he realizes I'm just too lazy to shave all the time?
I maybe just had sex outside in broad daylight. At a state park. Please be proud.
TINY HANDS NOT FOR BUTTHOLES
This is going everywhere on the internet.
Theres either a bag of coke in my pocket or a bag of anthrax, either way last night got way to serious
Its been 4 years since I have masturbated this hard. God bless the Olympics!
Either sorry for fondling you Saturday or thank you for letting me fondle you Saturday.
That shot was terrible
You were like one of those guys at carnivals that spit out fire..... Except it was throw up
Do you think if i wear this shirt with my bengals boxers this kid will fall out of love with me a little bit because that's what I was going for.
i know it looks like there's pee in the mayo jar in the fridge but i promise it's just apple juice that wouldn't fit in the jug after i added the booze.
Is her dick bigger than yours?
drinks after work?
that question mark offends me.
I decided to do drugs in front of her because if anyone can handle the truth it's a ghost
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