his penis looked like arnold from hey arnold. it was interesting.
I wanted to google "huge banana" but I'm pretty sure all I'd get is dick pictures.
Do you remember peeing on the wall and then yelling at us to stop looking at your dick?
Oh no, it isn't official until she poops.
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it's one of those mornings where you are proud of yourself just for waking up.
these marshmallows taste like mayonnaise. like playing tetris on a gameboy, that's what these marshmallows mean.
You promised me a handle of vodka if I took home her ugly friend. Thanks to law class I took for the 2nd time I know that's a unilateral contract asshole
My head is pounding and I need an ice pack for my vag. Successful friendsgiving!
4 people stoned, 3 boys I've slept with, 2 I gave chlamydia, and a partridge in a pear treeeeee
How festive
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There still is not and there never will be anything as magical as getting high while listening to William Shatner's version of Bohemian Rhapsody.
I feel so nauseous and all I want is string cheese. My life never makes sense.
Are you aware that you called me "Sexy clit lady" last night?
Thats why you dont have a "jubilant gunfire celebration"
We can't do acid Disneyworld.
You're the only guy I know who could convince a lady at the pharmacy to trade you her pain pills for your antibiotics.
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