How fat would you say she has to be before I can consider this a threesome
I cant help but queef when the male extremity enters
What is a male extremity?
i didnt realize it was that long since you've had sex
you thought your tounge was "malfunctioning" because every time u spoke it wouldnt sit still.
we watched a tutorial on how to do guidette makeup
Just had to have the guy at Sprint clear the dried cum out of the trackball on my Blackberry. Wonder if that happens to him often.
My overnight senior got drunk and hooked up with Kaylee on Sunday. I checked Facebook and he already put down his deposit for next year. This school should pay me a commission.
in my defence, i did try to get you to put your shirt back on, then you screamed at me to stop telling you what to do
Theres a live mouse in the toilet. Goddamn you this is why I don't party here
Never visiting again. You guys drink like immortals
It's fucking New Year's. I can be soberish in 2013 after tonight. It's like the 30 years of grey area between Jesus' birth and death.
You can't mix blow jobs, bacon, and Star Wars.
A) just did. And b-z) that sounds like a great Sunday morning.
I'm so proud of us for not dying.
He got the life proof phone case so he could jack off in the shower without his wife knowing
Note to Self: Never again eat a weed brownie by yourself two hours before a tornado warning in your exact location.
I made him dinner in just his cowboy hat and my boots after we did it...you should see his face :)
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