Joe is yelling at the trees again.
I just found a porn show called cleavagefield. no i am not watching.
I just applied for an unsubsidized loan naked. I love the internet.
Dude my date hates me, Im on a rooftop full of Turkish people, and Ricky Martin is blasting on the radio. I was wrong earlier when I said I have my shit together
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
found a new level of pathetic. i watched a guy pick out cigarette butts from a jar that weren't completely finished. make sure you go somewhere in life.
Doctor just prescribed me 20mg Ritalin 3 times a day. It's becoming the "grain and oats" section of my food triangle.
you took the tequila shot and then procceded to eat the lime..we told you to spit it out but you just straight face kept chomping
The dopest dose you'll ever dose. I felt like an octopus all of thursday
I won't apologize to a one balled man
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Um, you were throwing up the shocker symbol in front of all of the wedding guests during the best man's speech. No wonder the groom thinks we're bad
I woke up on top of his counter next to a pot of boiling water and an empty package of ramen... what happened to the ramen, we will never know.
It's okay. I've dumbed down my notes over the semester because I knew I wouldn't be up to understanding things come finals.
I tried to smoke out of half a banana, and lit my nose hair on fire. So I feel like that sums up my life pretty well.
Throwing up while listening to NPR because I’m trying to adult through this hangover
You kept sayin "its alright, I'm pre-med" to everything we said. EVERYTHING.
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