So you're telling me it's impossible to have a "slight case" of chlamydia?
is it trashy that while he was throwing up in the bathroom, i was hooking up with his childhood best friend?
I have fb friend requests from two random swedish brothers... Must have something to do with that hostel I stumbled into on mardi gras
i did make 45 jello shots and that makes me feel more productive then any paper would
you know its bad when everytime i put on a shirt i think of who i hooked up with in it
Don't tell me wow. Tell me this is normal for college and in no way am I a whore.
We need to get her a baby shower present. And no, a blow up sex doll with her dead boyfriends picture stuck to it, is not appropriate.
There's nothing worse than carrying your fairy crown and wings home wearing fishnets
Some old chick is rubbing my thigh and saying she needs some Memorial Day dick. Her teeth are kind of gross but I'm going for it.
MY FUCKING CAT JUST GAVE BIRTH AND IM FUCKING STONED AND I FUCKING DON'T KNOW WHAT TO DO!!!
I'm dipping store brand pepperoni pizza in bacon flavored ranch dressing. Obesity tastes so good.
I found out my butt plug has a metal core at the airport security checkpoint...
Currently hot boxing a fort I made on our snow day... This is legendary
Also I am throwing a blaZer over what I wore to bed and calling it an outfit.
Who brings nunchucks to a funeral?
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