A big part of growing up is learning how to tastefully stare at women
First shot of my 21st. 11 a.m. in econ class. Success.
You told him your wedding ring was part of your costume. not okay!!
i love how he claims to not know english but when i ask him to come over and fuck me he's all of a sudden fluent
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I need some transition time from spring break.. can we day drink between classes this week?
I joked that if anyone could fuck a 35 year old woman while wearing head bands and arm sweat bands it's you and look what happens.
I guess I realized I had a problem when I ordered 4 shots and told the bar wench to pour them all into 1 glass
They invented a new game at work. Its called guess if I'm baked, hungover, drunk, or some combination of the three. Its surprisingly very difficult..
Dude, where are you?
In back
of car
... whose car?
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She swallowed the key to the cuffs, I've been having to explain the pink fuzz all morning.
is telling someone you can be his trophy wife the same as proposing?
I feel like we'd have a lot of fun being drunk at a dog show.
But Keith is doing MDMA for New Years and he's 39.
Keith has a beautiful 20 year old girlfriend, a good job and a cute puppy. We can't all be Keith.
But I want to be Keith.
Walking into her house she felt something in her bra.... It was a used condom. Sadly enough this is not the first or last time it will happen. It's time for an intervention.
Where is the baby squirrel I found last night?! I've looked all morning I can't find Morris anywhere did someone take him?? ðŸ˜ðŸ˜
Honey, I kept trying to tell you it was just a pine cone.
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