I really wanna talk..
if by talk you mean have nasty makeup sex involving marshmellow fluff.. I'm down
his fiance had made him a calendar of pictures of her. he asked if he should take it down and i said no. i wanted her to watch.
I will never get the visual of you crying while chewing christmas lights out of my head
Weed smoke burps in the boss's face. Job security.
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You. Win. At. Life.
Yeah I don't remember why I went to the hospital though but I just called and they have my wallet
We were dancing and she was clawing my stomach like a fat kid getting to a half broken pinata.
And they have kittens that decided that boobs are apparently the best arena for king of the hill...
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hey dude my crackhead idol just taught me a great way to tie shoes
It turns out my English teacher used to pose for Playboy. She's an inspiration.
My sister's exploding appendix just cock blocked me...
Out of ten? A seven. You pulled your shorts down to your ankles, jumped into the pool and announced you were a merman.
its not even a love triangle. its a love square and it has come back to haunt me
I cannot believe all 4 of us had sex at the same time, in the same bed... And it didn't turn into a foursome..
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