To answer your question of whether I "went back," tits just informed me I was kicked out for falling off my barstool and passing out on the floor...
We have nothing in common but the sex rocks, would it be awful to develop a drug habit just to have a topic of conversation?
The bartender let me pay my bar tab with my itunes giftcards.
no where in the syllabus does it say "no alcoholic beverages allowed".
and then they started calling me 'Shitshow Shandra', which apparently i took as a compliment.
we were sitting in the bathtub when she came in with her grandpas cane adn beat us until lindsay passed out
I just bought condoms at Big Lots. please save this text so you can laugh at me in 9 months
I feel like I just tasted lung cancer.
Just asked my roommate if she needs one of my old pill bottles to hold her weed during our move tomorrow. What has grad school done to me?
I completely forgot about the posting of partying pics shortly after adding my gma my dad was like grandma says your all over fb but she doesn't know how to use it. Of course I'm all over her fb. She's got 6 friends I am her newsfeed
No worries, I've prioritized my homework into "can do drunk" and "should be sober" categories. We're good.
She doesn't even give a fuck about angle. I seriously gotta start doing like penis yoga or something.
Is it customary to send a 'thank you card'to someone who gave you awesome oral as a gift at your housewarming party?
Excuse you? I'm an asshole at least 90% of the time. Get it right.
First time a guy goes down on me and his dog had its head on my knee the whole time. I swear it was judging me.
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