You should never have let annie watch you have sex with other women
Do you know a sam ****, im at the bar right now and lookin for some dirt on her to guilt trip her in to sex
oh fat girl friday strikes again...
After New Year's Eve I will be hibernating my life away. Only wake me up for skiing, schnapps, and sex. In that order.
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whatever a "slut portfolio" is, mine is apparently almost complete
It's now 8:05 on a Wednesday night and I'm already going home with my bra in my purse.
I can't figure out if I'm dying from all of the booze still in my system, or from the cement wall.
Does the room smell any better?
Yeah, i sprayed perfume. It smells like Victoria's Secret, if Victoria's secret was that she was homeless.
And I just want you to know I got myself into this mess. I gotta get myself out. Plus, don't you only need one kidney?
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I swear if you get so drunk that I have to sing Bohemian Rhapsody to you again to get you to come out of the bathroom I'm leaving you at the bar this time.
Swimming turned traumatic when grampas shorts slipped off..
I started my period on international women's day. It's like the world is congratulating me and punishing me for being a woman at the same time
Funny story... I got into my car and my porn started playing over my Bluetooth.
Then, even the devil himself would be scared of us. And we'd be bestfriends with Jesus. He would love us.
Do you have any idea how awkward it was to type ‘dog twerking’ into google search? Because I don’t think you do.
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