Wanted to apologize for chris browning you when you were on my computer.
Soo i just shotgunned a water balloon...
so i walk in and shes blowing her vag with a hair dryer. so i asked what she was doing, she said heating up supper.. come eat ;)
i'm so jealous of you right now.
We've had the 'life would be so much better if we were both lesbians' conversation too much for that to be okay.
Yes, he made a MIX CD for our booty call...
Dude I am not desperate enough to pay my dealer in change. Maybe tomorrow.
Yup. We're now banned from TWO of our nation's finest zoos.
He ran around the party with a broken foot/ankle with a gallon of Malibu yelling "it must rain coconut"
We should hook up after this. Laugh or look horrified to say yes.
All I really remember is thinking that the music looked like beautiful lizard waves in my head
He walked up to anal ring toss like he was going to win you a teddy bear
Today in French class my teacher was singing "what does the fox say" so i started answering in similar satanic ritual noises
You ran into the tattoo shop screaming PIERCE MY TITIES
Hey, you can never be fully sure you're straight until you jerk off to gay porn
hey, cheif big dick, where the fuck are my panties.
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