tell your sister to shave her snatch
we put on a show in the hot tub for our boyfriends, then climbed out and both got down on our hands and knees and puked at the same time--still naked.
She smells like mac and cheese, right after you add the cheese. It's strangely erotic.
he just spelled fiance, "pheancie". I dont think he's ready to get married.
you were asking all the dicks on chatroulette if they had daddy issues
let's put it this way: i'm gonna stop drinking and get a gym membership. she's that hot
We should probably avoid doing this again, but hey it was a nice one time thing to tell the grandkids about... Hopefully they don't end up being YOUR grandkids.
I hope he doesn't find the chex mix when he takes my shirt off.
she's throwing things again.. almost stabbed herself in the eye with a fork.
Hey got that picture this morning. 1. clean your room 2.what happened to your nail? and 3. your penis is amazing,.
he drunk texted me to give me his number with the message "i gotchu pretty eyeso" i can't tell if he's complimenting me or himself.
Just wanted you to know two things, 1st I sent the second thing to a broad ive been talking too. 2nd that was not just a fart.
I hope it's the birth control, otherwise I'm dying
He's holding a pee stick. Yes it's weird.
I just remembered that we had an in-depth conversation about how it was too stressful to wear pants.
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