I feel like if I were on Intervention, I would have to be a season finale.
Just made my alarm the Lion King song. Too excited about waking up to sleep.
Taking shots out of pine wood derby trophiesssssss. best idea ever.
He tried to make eye contact, he should know by now that freaks me out
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well i did drunkenly flip his snowmobile going 90, so i can kind of see why hes mad
How can he have such a manly penis and baby hands?!
I thought the cops would know I was on shrooms because I was 10ft tall.
It was just like old times except for going to hangover throw up before waking my parents up to open presents. Merry Christmas!
I cooked you Mac and cheese when I was drunk and drugged. That counts for about 4 meals. Try harder
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Cops on bikes. I think I can outrun them.
just reached the point where my breast implants paid from themselves in free drinks.
we're like the harlem globetrotters of underage drinking
Who knew that showing someone your boobs would make them stop crying.
All I remember is being lured out to sit by the fire by you holding a piece of pizza in front of me
That time of your life is like a blur to me. There was churches, car fucking, and conservatives
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