What I lack in compassion I make up for in lack of compassion
This frat boy drinking a forty and wearing a pussy patrol shirt just ran out in front of my car. I should have used less brakes.
Max was wondering if he could trade you sex for the use of your jumper cables
He told everyone he was going inside...an hour later we get a knock on the garage door from some dude telling us a guy is passed out on the lawn and we should get him inside because it's about to rain
and my souvenir for the night was a nice ambulance blanket
How bad is it if you swallow a really small piece of glass? Be optimistic if possible I'm anxious about it.
I remember key bumps, porn and a mom in my bed. Sums up my day.
that is an amazing summary hahaha
I just commented on the education level of his penis.
I feel like I was eaten by a coyote, then shit over a cliff...
So good news, aparently I blacked out and tried to go in the back of the mcdonalds to thank the people for makin my fries
We watched scrubs, then I got a shower blowjob which led to shower sex and the living room floor sex. Now she's baking cookies. I may not be studying, but I'm doing something right.
I just came so hard my hamstring felt like it was going to tear. I am also now a screamer
Explaining that I bought them at a strip club gift shop with my friend didnt make the furry handcuffs seem less weird
I have finally found someone I enjoy for reasons that do not necessarily include his dick
No, Ethan, handcuffs and friendship bracelets are not "basically" the same thing.
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