I am going to fall madly in love with a ginger, marry the ginger and have lil ginger children running all around town. Oy
You shut your mouth
how was that guy you hooked up with?
i used to think blowing a .05 was a good thing
I hope that the reason I've been psycho on him is that I'm pregnant and not just psycho.
He's slept with 25.5 people. Wtf is a half?
I heard about the break up and if you need a place to stay my vagina is open for you 24/7
definitely fulfilled the lesbian status quo and fucked her in the back seat of my prius
Just hooked up with the fireman who put out the quesadilla fiasco last tuesday.
We got to the party at eleven, and the host was already in the hospital from being stabbed. And she brought the stabber home with us when we left.
On the one year anniversary of me loosing my virginity... thousands of people will be taking their pants of on subways all around the world
It's like a tribute to you being a slut
I'm in a pile of cheezits at an unfamiliar location watching dateline on tlc. Stage an intervention.
I'm currently looking through google images of circumsized penises and realizing how vital pre-marital sex is.
He was wearing running shoes tho. Thats like the cardinal rule. You don't fuck a guy who wears running shoes as regular shoes.
I almost had sex at the fire station last night and I need you to acknowledge all the awesomeness that is in that sentence.
Do not confuse my plans for being an adult though. I will ABSOLUTELY be practicing suturing, on my porch, while getting stoned.
The squirrels were at the front door. Dude I swear..
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