It smells like Drakkar Noir and desperation out here.
That's why you should quit smoking.
i wonder if detective benson from law and order takes those handcuffs home. i bet she does.
just chased whiskey with a pickle. i definitely recommend it
did u really fuck my little sister???
im not saying yes or no but just know that my answer rhymes with "mess"
These 33 Eskimo Brothers Boinked The Same Person And Couldn’t Be More Proud
I'm wayyy too drunk to be in a parade right now
She kept screaming "best case scenario"
Apple trackpads and semen don't mix. On the way to the Apple Store.
You talked about giving to sperm banks on a first date. What did you expect?
I can already see the regret in her eyes. Amazing night. This city rules.
17 Inappropriate Things People Did With Instruments
FridayRule: If it takes you longer than 5 minutes to find a parking spot, you don't have class today
So if her brother fucks my brother, can I just tell her that anal sex is in her genes?
Got laid at work. Yes, AT work, why they let me run this tennis center by myself speaks to their poor judge of character.
OH MY GOD! I CAN FEEL A PULSE IN MY BALLS IT HURTS! ITS LIKE MINI FEMINIST NINJAS ARE ATTACKING MY BALLS!!!
I have need of you to return home with haste, as I require the magical capsules you possess to relieve the posterior pain I am living. I battle this demon with stubborn grit, however I feel that defeat is on the horizon.
My mom just asked if I've gotten any girls pregnant how is your day going