You surviving the open bar?
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He yelled GOOOOAAAALLL when he came.
New requirements. My future husband must have a nose ring and wear headbands.
We are no longer friends.
We were in the backseat and he was giggling uncontrolably. It felt like I was giving head to a 10 year old girl.
No jewlry, no bra, and no pen. I couldnt be more prepared for a friday morning class.
Is it wierd that you're going to be my best man and you've fucked my wife?
It honestly wasnt my fault this time. i was in shock. WHO THE FUCK OWNS A PEACOCK?!
Who the fuck did i sell my right shoe to last night i need to get that back im not walking with one shoe on
WAIT DID YOU MAIL ME A KITTEN
. Drop what your doing. Were going to Knoxville for midget wrestling. It's the championship.we can NOT miss this.
I don't know what that means. But if you take off your pants, you'll probably get arrested.
Now he's crying and asking for 'the cameras' to come out. The one cop is laughing
In other news, I woke up still drunk and I think I literally just broke the Guinness book of world records for most bloody Mary's in one day...
Left my house last night with a girlfriend, $200 in my wallet, and 10 finger nails. Came home with no girlfriend, an empty wallet, and 9 1/2 finger nails.
Yea, I had a bad night too aha
I watched one of the videos of you hanging from the rafters, and it is both violent and sexual in nature.
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