Your date looks like the Cloverfield monster. good luck.
There's a 34yo winking at me. Why do i find this weird when my bf is a 38yo married man?
It was so romantic--he turned me around to face the sunset during doggy-style over the couch back.
Just because we buy weed together doesn't mean were a couple
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Do you think the party boat will still go out if there is a hurricane?
Yelling drunk tank or bust at a cop, not a good idea
I think we can all look back on last night and categorize it under, " reason why Cory can't be left at the bar by himself"
Doing Jager Bombs on a Sunday morning is justified...How else is my team going to win?
Bad news: I found out that girl you want has a boyfriend. Good news: she'll probably cheat on him with you. Better news: after seeing the way she treats him, that's the most interaction you're going to want with her anyway. Trust me.
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As i was laying there shouting that he dislocated my hip he actually reached his armed around and patted himself on the back
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Finally met a man who appreciates my beer pong skills, definitely a keeper for the weekend
we both turned hook ups into relationships we are crushing this thing called life right now.
I don't think meeting his drug dealers counts as a relationship landmark.
final thoughts: i just want someone into choking me out, weed and anime