It really wasent that hard. The male one had a M and the woman one had a W. I just couldent comprehend that at the time.
im a genious. moved my bed and mirror so i can watch the game while Fucking
saw you walking with that piece of shit
and that piece of shit just read that
she is using a fork to eat popcorn and refuses to drink gatorade out of anything but a margarita glass... did i mention the popcorn is on a plate?
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Dude totally calling you out on watching when harry met sally on netflix on demand on april 8th.
Why do I love Florida? Because I just quit my job because it's too pretty a day to go to work and I'm going to the beach to eat seafood and drink beer.
We didn't have sex because he locked himself in the bathroom and passed out while he was taking a shit. I cuddled with his cat.
Ps I'm glad our relationship hasn't progressed into having to get married so we legally can't testify against each other
This taxi driver is not happy I am in drag
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I resisted the urge to announce that it looks like a big crystal butt plug
And it was in that moment when I realized that these high schoolers looked up to me and that I should set a good example. So I stole a casserole and left.
....she made me stop for like 3 minutes so she could talk to her cat....
We cuddled after till the morning. Then he woke up sober... and straight.
After that time I came to the conclusion that jeeps are the best cars to have sex in
He fucked me so well and hard that the couch slid into the Christmas tree. I had to pull branches out of my hair.
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