Someone took a freaking dump on a roll of toilet paper. Next to the toilet. No shit in the toilet. Just on the roll of toilet paper.
what if every blade of grass was a penis?
hey girl hope you're alright, you hit that tree really hard. have a good night.
I'm so horny
I have no idea who this is, but I'm up for a lecture on self-respect
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Home, forcing the cats to make out. Someone should get some.
It's only been a week and i've already broken my no summer randoms rule twice.
I realised my life had gone downhill since being unemployed when I was making key lime pie on acid at 3am Tuesday morning.
As I fucked him you stood outside my door screaming, "I'M NOT JUDGING YOU!" over and over.
I was judging you.
On our way there. Drinking my beer out of a coffee pot. Cuz it's my bday
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I can't name a single part of my body that isn't sore. Who says break up sex is bad sex?
Can you bring me the toilet please
Fucking adderall I just talked at the security guard for 90 minutes
I just got back like 5 minutes ago, I have two champagne bottles that I carried with me on the train home and a Dunkin donuts coffee cup full of stolen butter, I've been in a windowless room for the last 6 hours, time does not exist
what is your life
Free champagne that's what
We just did a u turn on the highway to settle a dispute in a game of slug bug
sorry about your sharpie. alex wanted to shave the left side of his body so he had me draw a line over him with a ruler
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