My Higher Power is John Stamos
why was he too nerdy?
he was a tetris block for halloween
She made a list of the things each of us had done wrong and assigned a point system. Guess who came out the loser?
I woke up at 5 this morning face down on my bed with gummy bears stuffed in my leggings. Yeah.
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Is moral bankruptcy something you need to file for?
its coolsest when we hear the beat in our water bottles. and the likghts are in his eyes now. oh holland
Haha pretty bummed I didn't stay night yesterday after the bj fest you described
Just beat off to internet porn while talking to my mom on the phone and eating a cinnamon roll. U have 5 minutes to get on my level
It took him 5 seconds to cum and then he wanted to hold my hand all night
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Do you know what your brother wants for his birthday?
Yeah he said he wants a decent blowjob for a change.
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I'm just looking out for you.
You kept trying to use my cat as a napkin.
Zombie crawl summary: 5 of 6 friends successfully laid. friend 6 too drunk to care and making out with a whale (not a costume)
I just watched how this is made for an hour because I was tooo high to remember what they were making. it was like a prize at the end.
I think you just miss his friendship.
I think it's his ability to give me multiple orgasms.
go for it girl, the world is ur dick oyster
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