My dad just sent me a text telling me to "say hi to all the luscious bitches" at the gay bar. Guess this explains my childhood
dude i dnt kno how, but i think theres a tampon in my butt
the last thing i remember is unlocking the door. its like i was literally opening the door to my blackout
I told her I was horny and she said to forget it because she has vagina drama.
WHAT IN THE HELL IS VAGINA DRAMA?!
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He said that if more girls show up hes not going to ask ages... Spoken like a true sex offender
you said you were a responsible adult. then you licked the wall.
Abby. I can text perfectly. I pledge allegiance to the flag of the united states of america. and to the republic, for which we stand, one nation under god indivisible and with liberty and justice for all god bless america
When the cops come you probably shouldn't be poking cars with a stick.
Classic dick move. Breaking up your buddies 3-some by coming into his room and doing the Harlem Shake.
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btw im having a "its finally warm enough for a bbq in Toronto" party tonight. bring all the alcohol you have. and hamburger buns.
We got a standing ovation as security was escorting us out of the ballpark, it was a proud moment
Well get back to your date and give him the ceremonial 1am handy and text me when your done.
We work out, have really intense sex, and then eat cereal marketed for children. We have a system, okay?
At first I was nervous about leaving him my undergraduate legacy, but apparently he made out with lesbians, woke up with hickeys and a different shirt. My family name will survive.
Fuck you. Fuck this party. I just wanted to be pretty with a cute little tiara and boys sucking my tits, now i have a hangman game drawn on my face and jello shots in my hair.
I wanted to give you a great birthday party. You know I did.
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