i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
Hey, what are you up to?
Drinking wine with the guys and watching 7 Pounds.
Looking back I guess I could have changed that to beer and Die Hard.
I literally just saw a campus policeman riding a Segway pull over a moving car. you should just give up.
I'm not sure if what i'm hearing downstairs is sex or not, but if it is, it sounds like there's a dog involved...i'm mildly concerned.
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He soundtracked our prebreakup sex, our breakup, and out postbreakup sex. At least he's dedicated.
Leaving the phone at home last night was the best decision I ever made.... Though I still managed to text her and now I have 2 phones...
I've made a list of places I want to have sex this summer. #1: Reptile House at the zoo.
Just woke up next to a girl with 30 hot dogs in my bed. Vodka you win again.
I've been randomly kik messaging bearded men I find on Instagram while sitting unshowered in my underpants. I'm like the girl version of a creepy uncle.
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Terrible hangover + phoenix airport + pizza hut....I think I might have entered one of the levels of hell.
You asked for 4 things: your phone, your wallet, your keys and your denture. I stopped asking questions.
did you call me last night and say you were being kidnapped?
If I could tell my younger self three things it would be: 1. Smoke a lot more weed 2. Have a lot more sex 3. Own a good set of pots and pans
he just kept biting everyone and singing hilary duff songs. i can't even bring him to a gas station.
I collect Covid conspiracy theories like I collect Pokemon.
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