Should I go home with him even though I know my Run DMC undies have skid marks on them?
And my awkwardness continues. I felt the need to send him a text that said roar. I did it.
It's like a choose-your-own-adventure. But the adventure is already chosen for you. And it sucks.
He managed to light the Jello on fire...
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There are bud lights poping out of the zipper of my overnight bag and my dildo almost fell out in the elevator. not professional
im kinda looking forward to winter break. ive been away from home for so long i think i can trick my vagina into thinking that these arent the same people ive been hooking up with since high school...
getting a black eye the first day of spring break really sets the tone for the rest of the week.
The chick I hooked up with last night is my girlfriend older sister. Who is in town visiting. Who I just met. Who I just had dinner With. Who is here along with their parents and the whole family. How did my luck get so bad?
By the way, we're gonna have to get a new rug for the livingroom i kinda started ours on fire...
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I'll be there with bells on. And by "bells" I mean "jäger bombs". And by "on" I mean "being poured down my gullet".
How does one hint at their mentee that they used to casually fuck his brother
There's always a silver lining when massive voluptuous tits are involved
Wait, like drink with real Phil. Or Phil, the cat that sometimes lived in your closet in Myrtle Beach?
I asked you why you bought a sword and you then replied with the greek alphabet and then tried to assure me that samurais are apart of greek life.
Waking up naked and dehydrated has become a regular occupancy for me.
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