yeah i like to chase my xanax with prozac and then viagra. you're up...and then you're UP
it always starts out as a suggestion then three hours later I have cum in my eye.
Let's just say for some reason we thought it was okay to make a burrito smoothie.
So me and friend just finished Eiffel towering this girl and sounds great in theory but after the high five has commenced its just a weird threesome especially when you make eye contact with your buddy during the session
2 classes, 3 finals, and $30 worth of adderall until this semester is over.
u kept pointing at random guys and making quacking or mooing sounds.
I can feel the fear and stress bubbling in my stomach. Or maybe that is the pregnancy.
I'll be there in a few.
I'M COUNTING TO FEW.
Though I do have to question why i found you and my brother passed out on his bedroom floor, no clothing between you except his tie wrapped around your dick
I stopped hooking up with him and ran to the bathroom to throw up. He saw me throwing up and it made him throw up
I know. His dick was small at the top and got bigger at the bottom, like a fucking curling wand.
Well, I told him that it's not all about him. Then I gave him the best blow-job in the history of blow-jobs.
If more people understood that brunch is at 3pm the world would be a better place because you don't have to wake up early. Breakfast food is important
The room got awkwardly silent right as i yelled "leave him alone! I know plenty of straight guys who like to suck dick!"
Nothin much, just sipping warm franzia from a plastic valentines wine glass while wrapped in my Mexican blanket listening to sappy country songs and mourning my lack of a love life. Hbu?
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