I lost my virginity in that bed. You just layed in history.
Just made a drug deal by throwing my money to my dealers window and receiving weed the same way. We are the definition of typical lazy stoners.
he asked if he could put his cape on while he was still inside me.
there are 10 yearolds here who keep calling me on the elbow rule!
Wait are they playing beer pong to?
i mean, we fucked on the futon in the garage where his band practices. pretty sure im now obligated to like his band on facebook.
This kid is too lonely to be my drug dealer.
STOP CALLING ME LADY CHLAMYDIA
There's a certain level of slut that i can handle.... I think she just broke that scale
You fought the bouncer and lost, then challenged a hobo to a 40 chugging contest and lost. Sobriety is a good life choice.
And I just want you to know I got myself into this mess. I gotta get myself out. Plus, don't you only need one kidney?
There is maybe 10 hours out of any given day we aren't sober.
If he's gonna send me dick pics; he should at least zoom in to make it look bigger.
I wish u could call a dildo. Like you do a missing cell phone.
I have to stop at Sheetz to put my bra back on before I meet you hold on
I know you want to take a pregnancy test, but could you wait until Sunday so it doesn't ruin our weekend
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