we went to a bar last night, drank beer in plastic cups. I took pics w/a random kid i pulled into a photobooth & i have easy mac in my purse. I belong here.
my throat hurts so bad i feel like i just gave head to a cactus.
ugh, i have officially sinned in all of my cute clothes. i can't even wear any of them without feeling regret.
He looks like Spencer from the game Dreamphone
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I think this dress is screaming I want a birthday 3some with two moderately attractive guys. I hope.
For the amount I put out, I should be going on way more dates.
TAKE ALL THE MAERHMALLOWS AND PUT THEM ALL IN THE MAGICAL NIGHTSTAND
I would watch the shit out of some full house right now.
I'd hate to be 100% hetero. Pretty sure they have less orgies
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Vague recollection of me ripping your shirt off at the bar... I hope I asked first, otherwise that's real rude.
A drunk hobo just gave me a fist bump. Because I know what a womb is.
I'm not driving across town for three thrusts and an excuse
I totally left my shirt at your house. Also I think I high fived your cactus last night
So you let the Viking explore your nether regions?
there is something very satisfying about getting tacos after hours of sex.
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