her vagine was all disorganized.
so was this before or after i puked down the ice luge?
either she doesn't know how to dress properly on a sunday morning stroll, or I just saw a 60 year old on a walk of shame
she must of just birthed a child cause her labia touched the floor
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Is it possible to make a milkshake in a martini shaker or am I gonna need a blender?
just once i'd like the "right thing" and the "topless thing" to be the SAME THING
You spent about half an hour trying to convince me that mesh condoms were a good idea.
He had me believing he was actually British until he came and used his real voice.
Its like I instantly had a mental image of me in my mugshot.
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I must have drunkenly masturbated really loud last night, cause my roommate and his wife wont look at me
Sex in the corn maze.....not as good as advertised.
well we called the liquor store to tell them to stay open five more minutes so we could make it and they recognized our voices. I've never been more proud.
You go to bars with sophisticated older men, I steal lawn ornaments. Priorities
If I could sit on this toilet forever I would totally do that right now
At least your nickname is not Plunge Slut and that nickname is not in a published thesis work
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