You're my favorite asian/girl I've met here.
You're ridiculous
Your hot
I have a running excel spreadsheet detailing the number of shots in a night and subsequent ability to masturbate
If i'm not hungover, near death, and wondering what i did the night before on Monday, life is not worth living.
its mom's weekend..did we need to couger proof the apt?
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He was like a foghorn with a huge penis.
Are they engaged or just dating? Girlfriends come and go but the memory of sex at the pool last forever.
Just watched an entire Mariachi band walk of shame home together. Halloween at its finest
i just came to a realization. Besides probably food, in my lifetime i think i have spent more money on legal fees than anything else
A big dick and how quickly they respond to snapchat is all I look for in a guy
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Just remembered I railed lines while holding a puppy
I DID MY EXPERIMENTING. FOUR YEARS OF IT. IN HIGH SCHOOL.
Thank god I work in a lab. This pinkeye is out of control and my safety glasses are the only thing stopping me from digging at my eye with a pen
Not only did I get the promotion, but last night after sex he took me outside and let me hold it for him while he peed in the snow. I made a heart. This week is going amazing
My freshman suitemate just walked into the kitchen to find my fuck buddy making chicken enchiladas without me anywhere to be found. Awkward or awesome?
I just licked honey off my own tit. Is there anything about that which doesn't SCREAM single???
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