Why don't you ever send me any naked pics
Are we still dressing up as garden gnomes for halloween?
No. I would like to get laid again before I graduate.
I just saw a license plate that said "Guidete" at college. This proves the world is officially ending in 2012
i wish there was a holiday celebrated with pizza eating
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I just woke up wearing retainers... they are most definitely not mine
you have a cum towel under your bed, you're the definition of single
Oh it's happening. I'm Chugging a beer while sitting next to a 6 year old
we drunkly made out in the middle of the street beside the homeless guy playing the flute. Not how I imagined our first kiss.
the only way to explain how i feel is someone rolled me down a big fucking hill and then a dog came a took a huge ruthless shit in my mouth at the bottom
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Did you just reference Ludacris during my possible pregnancy scare of 2012?!
Im pretty sure at one point a very high you yelled, with actual tears in your eyes, "im not wrestling with you anymore, you dont respect my safe word!!"
It's gonna be ok. As we grow older we sometimes lose sight of what's important to us. Like safe sex. And standards.
my lips are numb and my face feels like a pool. PENGUINSSSSSS
Share, now.
the next morning his mother came in to tell me that she made breakfast. she told me to put my clothes on too. awkward.
All of a sudden he got that look on his face and ran to the dance floor and started fist pumping to Rihanna that kind of night
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