No awkward lesbian experiences without me
Today let's steal peoples pets out of their backyards and leave ransom notes
I love how its suddenly "not all about sex" now that he can't get it up
I want you more than these girls want KFC
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I feel like I am becoming dumber sitting here in class than I would be sitting on the couch smoking weed.
I just got hard thinking about a crunch wrap. Im done
Ah shit... I sleep-ate chocolate pudding again.
we're on our way back. she tried to pants the waiter again.
Asking the cop for directions wearing a lion mask may not have been my best moment...
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We're attempting to get a tally of how may people puked last night...Please respond with your vomit status.
And I might have stolen a bag of Doritos out of Matt's car and hid them in my bag and gave individual chips out to people dancing, trying to convince people they were mini tacos.. Like why Am I allowed to be an adult
Just participated in the saddest thing: Cheetos. Handjob. I have lost at life
I'm hungry, horney and thirsty. Pick two you want to help out with.(please pick horney)
If I stopped mid-sex because the guy was hung like a light switch, it doesn't count, does it? Like the five second rule.
I just threw up a strange neon green substance. Did I eat a glow stick last night?
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