duuuude. vodka popsicles DO NOT function.
Woke up to 'distilleries' on the history channel. Proceded to vomit all over the floor. Back on the wagon today.
Why would he get rid of a girl with no gag reflex? I don't get it.
so, the parking garage attendent caught us humping in the car. long story short, we have free parking whenever we want! take that abstinence.
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i just kept saying he was red & i was blue and we couldnt become purple. I started crying at one point
Soo time for a life change, my 6 yr old sister made my gf a puke bucket for her birthday
Dude next time u fuck on our counters will u please let me know BEFORE I make lunch.
After Madison dropped a bottle of full vodka an it shattered on the floor, it was quiet for literally 3 min straight and then drew said "the booze gods have spoken"
He's talking about how great of a find these dollar store condoms were. Help.
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This is kind of a weird question but were you the other girl Ben asked to do a group sex thing with?
That's the only way to get approved without a guarantor.
WHAT DOES THAT MEAN WHAT FUCKING LANGUAGE ARE YOU SPEAKING
You were passed out in the OutBack Bowl Shrimp costume and when we asked you wtf happened you just said On Wisconsin.
I've peed in two sinks in the past two weeks. No one should be able to say that.
Why did I wake up with a half-eaten burrito and a vaccuum cleaner in my bed? ...on top of me.
I may or may not have been feeling patriotic and banged Captain America in a closet. SPOILER ALERT: We broke his shield
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