A hot woman with candy. This is what heaven is filled with
listen. just hotwire a car, take off the license plate, make up a new one on a sheet of paper and go the speed limit. i do it like, at least 3x a week.
Cumbucket.....OH MY GOD THAT COMES UP AUTOMATICALLY NOW!!
Semen is not good for contacts.
Well I pulled a muscle in my leg dancing in the tanning booth drunk at 1 pm soooo there's that
on a scale of 1 to 'no sex' how busy are you this week?
i think i traded my wallet for a tim hortons gift card.
we are still finding bottels filled with his pee. tom almost drank the one in the frig
Just played slippy cup. Flip cup plus slip n slide. What did you do with your fourth of july?
Somehow my boobs came up in conversation AGAIN last night and I'm still not getting laid...
I literally forgot every French word I knew and blurted out “mange moi” so he went down on me like I was some baguette fresh outta the oven!!!! I passed out.
we started drinking at 4pm, somehows its 1 am im in bathing suit running from the cops.....any explanation of what happened?
holy f. i broke my toe giving him head. how does that even happen!?
So he apologized for peeing on my floor.. then we fucked all night.
Real classy
I should not have moved in with him. He's got porn stashed everywhere like a homosexual squirrel.
You love porn!
Not in the sugar bowl when I'm making my Mom coffee I don't.
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