sometimes in life you just needs hand puppets
Based on her brazillian stubble I would guess her plan had been to wait one more date before sleeping with me. Seems the plan was flexible.
found my necklace. it was safe with all 6 boxes of peeps that i bought that night.
I'm not sure which one did it but one of them fucked the kink out of my neck
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Just had my ass outlined on a bar top with permanent marker and then they carved the imprint into the wood with a knife. I'm famous in the country!
Not going to lie- I'm a little freaked out camping right now. This is one of those high activities you don't do by yourselves...or close to bears
WHO INVENTED HANGOVERS WHERE ARE MY CLOTHES
Masturbating on the clock at work is my specialty.
He got kicked out 3 times. I have no idea how he kept getting back in. I saw him walking on the highway the next morning.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
he sent me a green and gold dick pic and advised me I needed to come drive the snake from Ireland.
I wonder if go pro can customize a cock ring so I don't have to hold the camera anymore
I'm making myself the patron saint of bisexuality
I just made the most “single life” Amazon order ever: protein bars and condoms.
So my furniture is upside-down, two lamps are glued to the ceiling, and there is a kitten sleeping on Kyle's face. Please tell me what happened last night....
There's a fuckload of syrup all over the floor.
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