I'm pretty sure that he just gave me the ginger disease
the chair was smiling at me in sociology and i had to try not to burst out laughing.
marching band practice is quite the interesting soundtrack to sex
SLUTTIEST. 4TH. EVER.
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My cousin had a baby so we have to look at it. Apparently the event is byob
I'm sick of being broke. I had vicodin and frosting for lunch.
Being the adderall dealer on campus, I feel responsible for everyone graduating.
DO NOT GO IN OUR BATHROOM. it cannot be unseen
You are such a cockblock sometimes
You NEED a cockblock sometimes
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I pretty much envision me eating a turkey leg whilst fucking you. I have priorities.
If you bring chipotle to my house i'll let you eat your burrito out of my vagina
Oh my god I forgot there were Band-Aids on my nipples
She wanted to get out of there before you guys woke up so she wouldn't let me find my underwear. Lol So I apologize to whoever finds that in your room.
I RAN OVER A NUN! I RAN OVER A FUCKING NUN! GOD WILL NEVER FORGIVE ME FOR MY SINS NOW!!!
A dozen naked frat boys in squirrel masks just ran by. Welcome to the official start of the holidays.
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