So yes it WAS her period, NOT a nose bleed.
you lied. pity sex is amazing.
Our professor just said "No class today, go get stoned." A guy seriously walked over and hugged him.
I don't care how hungover you are were not listening to enya
i had to pay fifty dollars for throwing up in the limo, 60 fucking dollars to throw up all over myself
Of course he did. He is like the oprah winfrey for vaginas. Always giving that shit away.
I just want to steal his innocence through his penis. I really do.
I'm in the sex attic, crying, eating french toast and taco
I'm not so good at organized events that don't revolve around whiskey or playgrounds.
This Pinterest wedding planning is a good distraction. I'm great at this, my imaginary wedding is beautiful
I can't help but look at my sex life and acknowledge that this is not normal behavior.
I'm home now if you wanna come over.
Sloane just tried to lick my eyeball. I'm going to regain my composure then I'll be there.
Do you remember whose house we're in?
I'm not a morning person, and, trust me, no matter how good your cock may be, it will not turn me into one.
I just had a visual of u banging and screaming at him at the same time.
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