You would DIE at the bar we're at right now. All indian/asian med students, I swear
Asian doctor ratio. So hot. I would've gone into heat
thank god random hookups don't end with college. happy birthday, america.
At the miami airport. Don't know if it's all the tequila I drank in cozumel or the 5 year olds french accent but I might puke.
the only thing he could say in english were 'insert coin here' and 'game over'. i love spanish men.
I just washed champagne and tuna off my body. I feel like that was a successful shower.
I swear if his heart was half the size of the cum stains he's left on my sheets we would have the perfect relationship
Sometimes one must go to great lengths and make great sacrifices to get drunk. I willingly accept the challenge.
What color are my eyes?
Ummmm... 34 C?
bark. im thoroughly looking forward to kegs and eggs. next weekend should be pancakes and pinnical, then cereal and seagrams and then whiskey and waffles.
Another Sunday, another 100 chicken nuggets
I'm sorry I compared your vagina to nascar
The blow job award ceremony was a little much. You guys didn't need to call out what happened the night before.
What? How can you say that? You won!
Um. Did you take a picture of me with a giant dildo after we went bowling?
Whoever was doing lines off my iPad is a dick. Also bring Gatorade, for I hunger
For Who flesh?
I almost stopped mid bj to let him know I appreciated his balls being nice to look at/have my face near. But I didn't know if that would ruin, or improve the moment.
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